I - Hello there. Tonight my guest is a true believer in the QAnon Conspiracy Theory who wishes to stay anonymous for his own protection. Welcome.
Q - Thanks.
I - Why do you want your identity protected?
Q - It’s a dangerous world out there.
I - Indeed. So what is important about your organisation?
Q - We’re here to bring about the awakening. To reveal the truth hidden for so long because most people are sheep.
I - What makes them sheep?
Q - They believe what they’re told.
I - Well what do you believe?
Q - I believe what I’m told too.
I - How is that different?
Q - Well what I’m being told is the truth.
I - And what most people are told?
Q - Lies.
I - Who is telling you you things?
Q - Q. He’s an insider who had super high government security clearance and over the past few years he’s left breadcrumbs of secret knowledge on internet forums. Then the rest of us do our own research and connect the dots.
I - So what is Q’s name?
Q - Why would I know his name?
I - So you could see if he’s a reputable source.
Q - Q is reputable BECAUSE I don’t know his name.
I - I’m sorry?
Q - What Q knows is dangerous. He can’t have just anyone know who he is.
I - Which is why you trust him?
Q - Yes. Anyone comfortable using their own name, can’t be trusted.
I - Why not?
Q - Well the things they’re saying aren’t dangerous enough to be true.
I - Why do you think people are sheep?
Q - Well, people feel safe in the herd.
I - It’s a dangerous world out there.
Q - Indeed. But no comfort is worth being ignorant of THE TRUTH.
I - Which is?
Q - That the world is run by a group of satanic pedophiles and Donald Trump was sent to bring them all to justice.
I - I’m sorry. What?
Q - Trump was installed by the generals to expose the pedophiles.
I - Sorry, which pedophiles?
Q - Most of Hollywood.
I - Oh. Anyone else?
Q - Democrats.
I - Which Democrats?
Q - Most Democrats.
I - Are pedophiles?
Q - Satanic pedophiles, yes.
I - What about Republicans?
Q - Not pedophiles.
I - But Democrats?
Q - Monsters.
(pregnant pause)
Q - Pedophiles are everywhere. Like Epstein.
I - But Trump’s been photographed with his arm around Epstein.
Q - He was undercover.
I - Undercover?
Q - He was a double agent.
I - With Epstein?
Q - Yes.
I - That whole time.
Q - Yes. By day he was a property tycoon. But by night? Pedo patrol.
I - So he wasn’t friends with Epstein?
Q - No. Hated every minute.
I - The parties?
Q - Despised them.
I - The women?
Q - He’s a married man.
I - This all sounds, to put it lightly, a bit outlandish.
Q - Well it does if you believe the lamestream media.
I - What IS the problem with the mainstream media?
Q - That it’s mainstream.
I - Doesn’t that mean that more people agree with it?
Q - Yeah but that’s why you can’t trust it.
I - Because a lot of people believe it?
Q - That’s right. The more people believe something, the less likely that it’s true.
I - I’m not sure I understand.
Q - Okay. So if you wanted to lie to people, wouldn’t you want most people to believe you?
I - Sure.
Q - And who believes the mainstream media?
I - Most people.
Q - Well there you go.
I - Okay but why wouldn’t mainstream media reporting be true?
Q - Well remember that one time it wasn’t?
I - Yes.
Q - (looks at them like ‘What more evidence do you need?’)
I - But that’s just one time.
Q - There’s been quite a few times.
I - Okay but what about the times it has been true?
Q - No that’s done on purpose.
I - What is?
Q - The true bits.
I - Sorry, so why are they there?
Q - To make you believe the bits that are lies.
I - But isn’t that most of it?
Q - Yeah. They have to make most of it true so you believe the lies.
I - So most of the mainstream media is true?
Q - Yes. And that’s why you can’t trust it.
I - And that you can only trust...
Q - Bingo. Nameless people on the internet.
I - What’s the biggest thing standing in the way of the world you want?
Q - Fear of asking questions.
I - To not be a sheep?
Q - Absolutely. That’s where our motto comes from.
I - What’s your motto?
Q - Where we go one we go all.
I - Where we go one we go all?
Q - Yes. Solidarity. Imagine a sheep saying ‘Where we go one we go all’ um…it wouldn’t happen. Imagine one sheep going somewhere, and the rest of them…um y’know, follow…that sheep…’
I - Well sheep do follow each other around.
Q - It feels safe in the herd.
I - Well it’s a dangerous world.
Q - It is. But no comfort is worth being ignorant of the truth.
I - Which is?
Q - In a secular transactional world stripped of connection and meaning where the powerful lie with impunity whilst the weak are trampled under the jackboot of progress.
I - Sometimes people just want to…
Q - Feel part of something.
I - Thank you very much for joining us.
Q - Hold me.